Oh the funny things kids say...

*Sam and Ethan were discussing how they could get up to Heavenly Father and Jesus just to visit them for awhile. Sam thought a rocket ship would get them there. Ethan told Sam that Heavenly Father and Jesus sit on the clouds and watch over us. Sam looked out the window and said "I don't see their faces in the clouds."

*We went to visit my Dad. Grandpa Keith took the boys and their suitcases up to the room they would be sleeping in. Sam looked around the room then looked up at my Dad and said, "Grandpa I can't sleep in this room because the bed has pink sheets and the wall has pink on it." Ethan said he didn't care. He was too tired and he didn't care what color the sheets were, he was going to bed. Sam and I did end up sleeping in another room that night.

*When traveling, Sam informed me that he was hungry and he needed a hamburger with pickles and cheese. So I pulled over at Wendy's. We were going thru the drive thru when Sam asked the gentleman working where Wendy was. The gentleman was very confused. Sam again asked where Wendy, the girl with the braids, was. I finally stepped in and told Sam she probably went home for the night.

*One night we were eating zucchini for dinner. Jeremy had me look the other way so he could steal my zucchini off my plate. Sam started yelling, "Mom, dad is eating your bikini!" I hope he didn't say that at Sunday school.

*Speaking of church, I was getting Ethan his shirt for church when he informed me that the shirt was growing out of him so he needed another one.

*Jeremy was fixing the TV when he finally got a picture on the screen. Sam looked up at Jeremy and said, "Dad you're a geneius."

*Ethan had an ear infection so while I was putting ear drops in his ear Sam said to me, "mom why do you have to put a hairy ball in his ear when your done?"